He’s beginning to feel a little bi-furious.

2026 Tour

LONDON

14-19 October, 7pm
(& 2pm on 17 October)

LowMAC (formerly The Glitch)
134 Lower Marsh, SE1 7AE

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NOTTINGHAM

24 October, 8pm

Nottingham Playhouse
Wellington Circus, NG1 5AF

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SALE

3 November, 7.30pm

Waterside
1 Waterside Plaza, M33 7ZF

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WOLVERHAMPTON

6 November, 7.30pm

Arena Theatre
Wulfruna Street, WV1 1SE

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About the Show

Somewhere out there is a creature so terrifying, most humans dare not speak its name: the BISEXUAL.

Junior just wants to be an ordinary guy. But it feels like everyone knows he isn't. Bullies pick him apart for being different, while his father wants him to be manlier. Aside from all that, he also wrestles with dreams and desires he can't tell anyone about — he can barely admit them to himself. 

As if things couldn't get worse for Junior, bodies start turning up in his small town, and suspicion falls on savage mythical beings. Ravenous, indiscriminate but confused creatures who sound eerily similar to him…

A one-person horror teen movie for the stage, this award-nominated, satirical beast of a show exposes the horrors of growing up as a bi man.

Written and performed by Polis Loizou.

*****

NOMINEE: Best New Writing (Buxton Fringe, 2023)

Thank you to Arts Council England, without whose Project Grant award this year’s development and tour would not have been possible.

Reviews

“Funny, smart and eerie”

— Patrick Ness

“Polis Loizou is a joy to watch”

— FringeBiscuit

“A MUST-WATCH!”

— Evulve Productions

The Pack

Writer-performer
Polis Loizou

Director
Matt Miller

Producer
Ria Ashcroft

Shadow Producer
Minder Kaur Athwal

Stage Manager
Elena Sirett

Set & Costume Designer
Alexandrea Hopkin-Spratt

Lighting Designer
Esther Warren

Sound Designer & Composer
Amanda Priestley

Videographer
Joss Affleck

Dramaturg
Ben Macpherson

Marketing Manager
Isabella Thompson

Marketing Assistant
Laurie Owen

Photography
Dan Govan