You Oughta Be In Pictures


“Keep your pretty head, son, or you’ll lose it.”

Hollywood, the 1940s. A charismatic B-movie director auditions a young actor for a horror film whose lead has died under mysterious circumstances. He shares tales of exploitation, broken promises, sex, cults, and the fine line between artifice and truth. But on-screen horror isn’t real… is it?

★★★★
“A disquieting patchwork of realities.”

The Wee Review

This piece was performed at Edinburgh Fringe 2025 as part of PBH Free Fringe. Watch this space for further developments…

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